I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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