mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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