called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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