at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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