is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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