Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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