Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
only if we run a train.
done.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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