Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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