Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
sex in a hospital.. check
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I came so hard my ears popped.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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