im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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