You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
