Dual....:-)
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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