She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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