Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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