Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wish i was in the wii world.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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