As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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