She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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