how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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