Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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