whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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