So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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