HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Two words: nipple clamps
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