Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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