worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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