Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
