physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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