ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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