I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
