try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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