is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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