its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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