At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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