Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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