I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
