If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How does it feel to date your dad?
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