She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
MIDGETS
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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