How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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