She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I want her autograph on my taint
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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