he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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