I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
my nose is crying tears of wow.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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