IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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