I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
