I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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