The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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