i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I just found a bag of teeth...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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