I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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