doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
time to smoke my breakfast
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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