I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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