A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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