Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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